Since I don't know anything about sports (hell-ooooo!), I wasn't aware that soccer players don't wear anything underneath their shorts. Or at least the guy in the following clip doesn't. That's why, in the heat of battle, his man-spear slips out and starts flopping around like a rainbow flag on a windy day.
The following short video clip is probably not safe for work, but, oh, it's worth the risk of getting fired to see it right now. Watch:
Speaking of gay soccer ;-) I am reminded of the entertaining 2004 German comedy, Guys & Balls, which is about a gay soccer team facing off against a bunch of homophobes. Read my review of Guys and Balls here.
Also, Rudo y Cursi may not be about gay soccer players, but scorching-hot Latino superstars Diego Luna and Gael Garcia Bernal are in it, which makes it gay enough for me! Read my review of Rudo y Cursi here.