We go to Japan once again, where brilliant minds have managed to put together a television program called Zuiikin' English that shows you how female Japanese tourists in the United States can fend off scary American criminals in the park with a few choice English-language sentences, which are taught to you by three women doing aerobics.
[Wait! There's more! Watch "Is It an English Lesson? Aerobic Exercise Instruction? Or a Video on How to Properly Convey Your Diarrhea Problem? All of the Above!"]