At the event I organized and hosted last week, Customs & Departures: An Evening with Thai-American Writers, I performed a biting monologue titled "21 Reasons Why This Movie Sucks." The piece originally debuted in my two-man stage show (with Brandon Patton), Jukebox Stories, a couple of years ago.
"21 Reasons" is a delightfully biting takedown of the movie, 21. Whitewash much?
Well, two years later, I've updated the monologue so that I could also kick M. Night Shyamalan's The Last Airbender in the nuts. Hard. Really hard. (I'm not one for subtly, am I? AM I?!) Watch:
[Wait! The fight's not over! Click here to watch "Whitewashing 'Akira' (Now with Liquid Bleach to Keep Your Whites Even Whiter!)."]